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The World's Biggest Blanket

The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket

Exclusive: The World's Biggest Blanket

$499.00

or 4 payments of $124.75with
  • Fast + Free USA Shipping Over $150
BigGuarantee

The Big Guarantee

  • Biggest, Best Blankets You Can Buy
  • Free Returns + Exchanges
  • 100-Night Guarantee

A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.

At 20' x 20' (that's 400 square feet!), it's big enough to cover your deepest, darkest secrets with room to spare. 
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Disclaimer (Please Read Before Purchasing)

 It will break your washing machine.
 FedEx will not deliver this
 Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island
 California will tax as a bedroom
 Requires 2 people to lift 
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket
The World's Biggest Blanket

The World's Biggest Blanket

Exclusive: The World's Biggest Blanket

$499.00

or 4 payments of $124.75with
  • Fast + Free USA Shipping Over $150
BigGuarantee

The Big Guarantee

  • Biggest, Best Blankets You Can Buy
  • Free Returns + Exchanges
  • 100-Night Guarantee

A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.

At 20' x 20' (that's 400 square feet!), it's big enough to cover your deepest, darkest secrets with room to spare. 
_________

Disclaimer (Please Read Before Purchasing)

 It will break your washing machine.
 FedEx will not deliver this
 Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island
 California will tax as a bedroom
 Requires 2 people to lift 

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"Holy S***....It's Huge."
- Greg's Mom

A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.

  •  20' x 20' (400 square feet!)
  •  Bigger Than Your College Dorm
  •  45 lbs
  •  520 GSM = Super Soft
  •  Temperature Regulating
  •  4-Way Stretch
Value

Here's what our lawyer said about it.

"There is absolutely no f***ing way we're going to green light making a 400 sq ft blanket. You're insane."

Yes, it will break your washing machine.

Taking care of The World's Biggest Blanket is not easy easy. You actually have to sign a disclaimer to purchase it.

  • It will break your washing machine
  • FedEx will not deliver
  • Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island
  • California will tax as a bedroom
  • Requires 2 people to lift
Guarantee

The Big Guarantee

We're not satisfied unless Greg lives to regret his words.

  • Biggest, best blanket you can buy (take that, Greg)
  • 100 Night Guarantee (but just keep it)
  •  Free Shipping (if FedEx unblocks us)

  • Free returns + exchanges (if you can get it to the post office)
  • We're always here for you (call our lawyers)
Arguably

Take that, Greg.

IN THE PRESS

“You might need this 10' x 10' blanket to survive the winter.”

“Quite possibly the biggest, best

blanket in the world.”

“You won’t believe how huge this blanket is.”

“It can literally fit your entire family.”

We’ve got a Big Blanket for everyone.