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The World's Biggest Blanket
Exclusive: The World's Biggest Blanket
$499.00
- Fast + Free USA Shipping Over $150
The Big Guarantee
- Biggest, Best Blankets You Can Buy
- Free Returns + Exchanges
- 100-Night Guarantee
A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.
At 20' x 20' (that's 400 square feet!), it's big enough to cover your deepest, darkest secrets with room to spare.
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Disclaimer (Please Read Before Purchasing):
It will break your washing machine. FedEx will not deliver this Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island California will tax as a bedroom Requires 2 people to lift The World's Biggest Blanket
Exclusive: The World's Biggest Blanket
$499.00
- Fast + Free USA Shipping Over $150
The Big Guarantee
- Biggest, Best Blankets You Can Buy
- Free Returns + Exchanges
- 100-Night Guarantee
A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.
At 20' x 20' (that's 400 square feet!), it's big enough to cover your deepest, darkest secrets with room to spare.
_________
Disclaimer (Please Read Before Purchasing):
It will break your washing machine. FedEx will not deliver this Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island California will tax as a bedroom Requires 2 people to lift 
- Greg's Mom
A guy on Facebook named Greg said he would make a bigger blanket. We couldn't let that happen. Introducing: The World's Biggest Blanket. Take that, Greg.
20' x 20' (400 square feet!)- Bigger Than Your College Dorm
- 45 lbs
- 520 GSM = Super Soft
- Temperature Regulating
- 4-Way Stretch
Here's what our lawyer said about it.
"There is absolutely no f***ing way we're going to green light making a 400 sq ft blanket. You're insane."
Yes, it will break your washing machine.
Taking care of The World's Biggest Blanket is not easy easy. You actually have to sign a disclaimer to purchase it.
It will break your washing machine- FedEx will not deliver
- Illegal in Canada and Rhode Island
- California will tax as a bedroom
- Requires 2 people to lift
The Big Guarantee
We're not satisfied unless Greg lives to regret his words.
Biggest, best blanket you can buy (take that, Greg)
100 Night Guarantee (but just keep it)
Free Shipping (if FedEx unblocks us)
Free returns + exchanges (if you can get it to the post office)
We're always here for you (call our lawyers)
Take that, Greg.
IN THE PRESS
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how big
is it?
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